
“May the 4th” Spark a Stilted Rebellion
*Inside the Totally Real, Definitely Not Made-Up Wookiee Workout™ by SixFootStilts* Every May 4th, Star Wars fans across the galaxy reach for their lightsabers. We reach for our ankle weights, fur vests, and the sacred stilt poles of destiny.Because here at SixFootStilts, we don’t just celebrate May the 4th… We sweat it.Welcome to the Wookiee Workout™—our absolutely real, deeply scientific, definitely not made-up training program designed to channel the Force, awaken your groove, and condition…









